After watching the Packers dismantle the Lions on Thursday, I started to believe that they cannot be beaten. But I spent three days studying the all-22 tape, and I have figured it out. There is a small thermal exhaust port, only two meters wide, protected by a 50 kilometer trench. Turbolaser turrets protect most of the surface with a deadly hail of fire, but the far end of the trench is thinly defended. A linebacker maneuvering into the trench at this point might have a chance of surviving the run and bombing the exhaust port.
Like shootin' womp rats back home.
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