I Didn't Realize that NFL stood for No Flaming Orange Cleats League

NFL Roger Goodell deputized the Lions secondary to ensnare Bennett to make sure he and his orange cleats did not escape justice.

It came through the wire this week that DJ Moore would be fined $15,000 for his retaliation against Matthew Stafford, during which Moore was ejected from the game. This was only 33% more than Earl Bennett was fined for the game, whose unconscionable crime was wearing sweet non-NFL regulation kicks for the second game in a row. One could imagine that if Bennett were to wear the shoes a third time, the fine would be equivalent to what Ndamukong Suh would receive if he snaps Cam Newton's neck this Sunday in the manner of Steven Segal in those Under Siege movies.

Some other things fifteen thousand bucks can get you after the jump:

Steinbeck's "The Pearl" Was About Kino's Fantasy Team

Jay Cutler had a good game the last time the Bears and Lions met. He is going to have to repeat that performance if Chicago wants to beat the Lions this week. Given the Bears' compliment of receivers, this could be a tall order. Roy Williams this season has been playing like a dog in a Bears jersey chasing a frisbee and Devin Hester has been unreliable as well. Additionally, Johnny Knox is believed to have died in the rancor pit below Mike Martz's house so that just leaves one guy.

Cutler Finally Cracks the Top Five in Something Unrelated to Sacks or Interceptions

Earlier this week, Tom Van Riper of Forbes.com released results of a Nielson E-Poll that put Jay Cutler in the top five "Most Disliked Players" in the NFL. This poll puts Cutler in the illustrious company of Michael Vick (dog-fighting), Ben Roethlisberger (alleged bathroom rapist), Plaxico Burress (wears sweatpants to the club) and Albert Haynesworth (the first walrus to play in the NFL).

There are a lot of people who aren't a fan of Cutler, I understand that , but I think it's a little unfair to put him in the same conversation with the players mentioned above (maybe they are getting mixed up after google image searching him). After the jump, here are some NFL personalities I believe should have made the list and bumped Cutler out of the top five. I'm not going to limit it to just players, because, well, why the hell should I.