Packer Predictions

Here is a handful of ill-advised predictions for tonight's Packers-Vikings game:

1. Minnesota will score at least three touchdowns.
2. Any Packers rushing touchdowns will come from Aaron Rodgers or John Kuhn, not the Green Bay halfbacks.
3. Jared Allen will get two sacks and perform at least one vaguely obscene celebration dance.
4. John Gruden will question the manliness of the Minnesota secondary.
5. Finley, Jennings, and Nelson will all have receiving touchdowns.
6. The game will be closer than I'd like, but Rodgers is Rodgers and everything will work out just fine. Pack prevails, 31-24.